The power in a relationship lies with whoever cares less."-Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

(commenting to group about love) "I wish I could believe in all this crap, I really do. I also wish I could believe in the Easter Bunny, the missile shield and strippers with a heart of gold. Unfortunately I am condemned to see the world as it really is, and love, love is a myth."
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(breaking up with three women simultaneously on a conference call) "Listen, I'm sincerely pressed for time right now so I'm going to have to do this in bulk. Um, it's not going to work out for us!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(about to have sex with a model who tells him that she never met her father) "Well, come to Poppa!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(talking to his deceased Uncle's picture) "Hey Uncle Wayne! Ah, the world's a lot less fun without you in it Buddy!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(mouthing off at the rehearsal party) "Love is magical comfort food for the weak and uneducated. Yeah, it makes you feel all warm and relevant but in the end it leaves you weak, dependant and fat!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(again mouthing off at reherasal party) "To me, marriage is an archaic and oppressive institution that should have been abolished years ago."
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(Connor, hitting on bridesmaid) "So what's your stand on casual sex! (Bridesmaid) It's hot! I'm for it!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(pleading to Jenny) "I really don't want to be alone tonight. Please stay with me! Will you please stay with me? Seriously Jenny, I've got ghosts in my bedroom!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(convincing Sandra to go ahead with her wedding) "You've got to risk love Sandra! I didn't and look at me, I'm a lonely ghost of a man. It doesn't mean that you're never going to get hurt but the pain you feel will never compare to the regret that comes from walking away from love."
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(giving rehearsal toast) "I think that maybe happiness comes from caring more about people rather than less. Nobody proves that better than my kid brother, Pauli. Brother, you give love to everyone and you require none in return. From this day on, I want to be more like you. "
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(opening up to Jenny Perotti) "I promise you this, when you wake up in the morning, I'll be there every time!"
- Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past




(Cautioning Connor) "This is the biggest weekend in Sandy's life. If you do anything to detract from her wedding I will sneak into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your favorite appendage! I can make it look like an accident honey, so don't push me!"
- Jenny Perotti, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(talking to and about Connor) "I was always attracted to assholes! You know what I mean, project guys that I thought I could fix? After you left I made a vow to myself to date only fully functional, well adjusted men - no more works is progress, no dirtbags - basically women!"
- Jenny Perotti, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(talking to Connor's jilted girlfriends) "Conner is like the TIN MAN, he was born without a heart and ladies, know this, that wherever Connor lays his head tonight when the sun comes up in the morning he will be all alone!"
- Melanie (Noureen DeWulf), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(speaking at Connor's funeral) "Connor Mead was a lot of things to a lot of people, not all of them good things but to me he was a great brother. I guess it's just me against the world now."
- Paul (Brecklin Meyer), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(giving advice to Connor) "If there is one thing you learn tonight, it's this. The power in a relationship lies with whoever cares less."
- Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past



(advice to Connor about love) "One day you're going to wake up with some chick spooning and thinking about love and at that moment you have got to get up, not walk, you don't get your shoes, you run the hell out of there because someday you're gonna get crushed! "
- Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past